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just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 184,925 notes
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 109,674 notes

lostinmarveluniverse:

"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science." - Darcy Lewis

"I would totally get stabbed for science" - Jane Foster

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 7,512 notes
chibird:

To all the people who beat themselves up for not being “productive” (myself included). Sometimes doing nothing can be just as productive as anything.

chibird:

To all the people who beat themselves up for not being “productive” (myself included). Sometimes doing nothing can be just as productive as anything.

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 6,587 notes

allen-francis:

maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count?

Oh, I think that one counts. 

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 295,598 notes
fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

petitedeath:

freewingedspirit:

hickeybickeyboo:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

yeah well fuck that bitch up

I honestly had this same problem, and I was 18. When I finally bought my iPhone, my mother saw that it was white and asked me ” are you sure you want white ?” and I responded that I wanted the white phone cause it had just came out and I liked it. She had this upset/ disgusted look on. And the whole time I’m just trying to comprehend why it was an outrageous choice of mine. Then I understood and I stayed with my phone just to make a point. Seriously, our old generations need to realize all this messed up feminine and masculine bullshit is complete bullshit.


but its WHITE? like paper. i dont fucking understand. its like literally plain and void and vanilla how is that gendered in any way??

White stands for purity like a bride wears white maybe?

fourthmarshaloftheriddermark:

petitedeath:

freewingedspirit:

hickeybickeyboo:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

yeah well fuck that bitch up

I honestly had this same problem, and I was 18. When I finally bought my iPhone, my mother saw that it was white and asked me ” are you sure you want white ?” and I responded that I wanted the white phone cause it had just came out and I liked it. She had this upset/ disgusted look on. And the whole time I’m just trying to comprehend why it was an outrageous choice of mine. Then I understood and I stayed with my phone just to make a point. Seriously, our old generations need to realize all this messed up feminine and masculine bullshit is complete bullshit.

but its WHITE? like paper. i dont fucking understand. its like literally plain and void and vanilla how is that gendered in any way??

White stands for purity like a bride wears white maybe?

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 116,790 notes

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 240,622 notes

The enemy has the advantage, but we have to fight on for those we’ve lost. So the sacrifices that they made were not in vain

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 344 notes
18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 184,178 notes

vonlipwig:

vonlipwig:

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

18 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 77,666 notes